My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
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If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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