he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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