i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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