hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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