you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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