I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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