Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Welp...herpes.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
