What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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