He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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