Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish there were birth control emojis
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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