He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
My vagina is very pro this idea
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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