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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?

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  did you answer or finish?

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  both

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog

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• (512): View more from Texas

  that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.

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