i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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