best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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