My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Randomize
