I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.