I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love