I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
It was confusing and full of hummus
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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