Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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