Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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