We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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