so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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