$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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