Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Randomize
