he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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