I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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