thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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