Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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