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Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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