Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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