R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
