They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
