I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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