trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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