..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
handjob tips. give me some.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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