Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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