real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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