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The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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