Me too!
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
foreskin is a definite game changer
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
They took my balls.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Randomize