brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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