these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
she looked like the before picture.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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