I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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