Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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