all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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