I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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