I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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