hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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