marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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