i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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