Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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