What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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