I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
my being single is dangerous.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I will be naked everywhere
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whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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