you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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