I am puke
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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