Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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