Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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