What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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