Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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