that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
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There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
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Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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